Who says we ca n’t do anything?

Tell that to the following how died in a senseless rampage.  We owe it to them, these 27 individuals who lost their lives.  We owe it to them to make a change. There has to be a better way than accepting this reality. We must change.
Their names and ages- Sandy Hook Elementary School Newtown, CT.

Charlotte Bacon, 6.
Daniel Barden, 7.
Rachel Davino, 29.
Olivia Engel, 6.
Josephine Gay, 7.
Ana M. Marquez-Greene, 6.
Dylan Hockley, 6.
Dawn Hochsprung, 47.
Madeleine F. Hsu, 6.
Catherine V. Hubbard, 6.
Chase Kowalski, 7.
Nancy Lanza, 52.
Jesse Lewis, 6.
James Mattioli, 6.
Grace McDonnell, 7.
Anne Marie Murphy, 52.
Emilie Parker, 6.
Jack Pinto, 6.
Noah Pozner, 6.
Caroline Previdi, 6.
Jessica Rekos, 6.
Avielle Richman, 6.
Lauren Rousseau, 30.
Mary Sherlach, 56.
Victoria Soto, 27.
Benjamin Wheeler, 6.
Allison N. Wyatt, 6

I am officially old — well as far as my kid’s concerned

I used the word “hip” as in “Hey that’s hip”. I also used the following words because, well, I like em.  Sue me.

  • 411 – information
  • ace – the best
  • airhead – a stupid person
  • BFF – best friends forever
  • bangin’ or bitchin’ – cool or impressive
  • bomb or boss – excellent
  • couch potato – someone who sits on the sofa watching TV or playing games
  • crunk – cool or hip
  • cowabunga! – surf’s up or let’s go!
  • DINK – Dual Income No Kids
  • deep sh*t – really big trouble
  • dis – disrespect
  • fine – hot or sexy
  • flash – awesome
  • glam – glamorous
  • goth – same as modern usage
  • grindage – food
  • happening – hip or current
  • harsh – cold or hard
  • head-banger – fan of heavy metal music
  • hoser – loser
  • jam or jet – to leave
  • lame – uncool or boring
  • later – good-bye
  • mash – to make-out
  • mondo – awesome
  • “most” added to adjectives, such as “most triumphant” or “most excellent”
  • narc – a tattle-tale or sell-out
  • noob – a new gamer or a dork
  • “o-rama” added to a word – makes it slang for “a whole lot of ___” such as “nerd-o-rama” or “babe-o-rama”
  • posse – friends
  • ralph – to vomit
  • righteous – awesome
  • rush or head rush – big thrill
  • schweet – sweet
  • scumbag – an undesirable person
  • shibby, shib, or sick – cool or awesome
  • ‘sup – what’s going on
  • tard – retard or idiot
  • veg – to chill out
  • wannabe – a “want to be” or someone who is not cool
  • Yello – hello

My kid sat in the back seat convulsing with laughter howling  “Oh God you are so old.”

To which I replied “Thanks a lot you little shit.”

What’s the point of Facebook?

ImageYep, I too have been sucked into the Facebook phenomenon and still can’t figure out why.  It’s like returning the to the 10th grade and truly I hated high school.

Dear Crazy Ass  Facebookers –

This is not Twitter. For the love of God stop using  hashtags. It’s pointless, and stupid, and I swear if you make Facebook incorporate them I’ll eat your souls.

With a spoon.

That is all.