I am officially old — well as far as my kid’s concerned

I used the word “hip” as in “Hey that’s hip”. I also used the following words because, well, I like em.¬† Sue me.

  • 411 – information
  • ace – the best
  • airhead – a stupid person
  • BFF – best friends forever
  • bangin’ or bitchin’ – cool or impressive
  • bomb or boss – excellent
  • couch potato – someone who sits on the sofa watching TV or playing games
  • crunk – cool or hip
  • cowabunga! – surf’s up or let’s go!
  • DINK – Dual Income No Kids
  • deep sh*t – really big trouble
  • dis – disrespect
  • fine – hot or sexy
  • flash – awesome
  • glam – glamorous
  • goth – same as modern usage
  • grindage – food
  • happening – hip or current
  • harsh – cold or hard
  • head-banger – fan of heavy metal music
  • hoser – loser
  • jam or jet – to leave
  • lame – uncool or boring
  • later – good-bye
  • mash – to make-out
  • mondo – awesome
  • “most” added to adjectives, such as “most triumphant” or “most excellent”
  • narc – a tattle-tale or sell-out
  • noob – a new gamer or a dork
  • “o-rama” added to a word – makes it slang for “a whole lot of ___” such as “nerd-o-rama” or “babe-o-rama”
  • posse – friends
  • ralph – to vomit
  • righteous – awesome
  • rush or head rush – big thrill
  • schweet – sweet
  • scumbag – an undesirable person
  • shibby, shib, or sick – cool or awesome
  • ‘sup – what’s going on
  • tard – retard or idiot
  • veg – to chill out
  • wannabe – a “want to be” or someone who is not cool
  • Yello – hello

My kid sat in the back seat convulsing with laughter howling¬† “Oh God you are so old.”

To which I replied “Thanks a lot you little shit.”